| More shit |
[Jul. 13th, 2005|03:37 pm] |
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| | Godsmack- Re-Align | ] |
I got NCAA Football 2006 yesturday, and after about 7 hours of gameplay, it broke. But thats EA Sports for you, which is one thing Ill miss about ESPN. Well, or just get an X-box 360 and I wont have that problem. PS2 blows, always has. Best games, worst quality. Anyway.
Bob Abreu won the home run derby. There stupid "global" theme was really gay because they basically told the players say "for my country" as many times as you possibly can until you start sweating. And that let Hee Sop Choi in the contest, and 2 place finisher Pudge. Who had hit 6 home runs on the year. He had no business being there. Listening to Abreu talk is hilarious because he says things like "I from Venezuela" "I proud of ...ect" And you can hardly understand that. Hes been living in the states for awhile, but hasnt quite picked up the language. Which sucks for him because he is probably the 3rd best player in baseball and nobody knows who he is because he cant exactly be doing many commerials and shit. The AL won the all-star aka who cares game...7-5. The futures game is way better than the All-Star game will ever be, but its not on TV. "World" beat "U.S" in that 4-0 I believe.
Gotta catch em all!
J sauce
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| AAA Games galore |
[Jul. 8th, 2005|08:15 pm] |
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| | AutoGrafh- I Dont Care | ] |
My team played 3 games in 3 days, won 2 of them. Other than that I have been keepin' in gangster. Today we went to Ruby Tuesdays, which I dont like much. But whatever.
I dont have much to write, I just love catching up on sleep and shit. I guess I could write about how gay some people are that go to the farmers market as a right of social rebellion. Its a bunch of old farmers selling corn and people treat it like its a great place to hang out and its a must go or something. That just shows you one of two things, how pathetic this town is, or how pathetic the kids in it are. Idk which, haha.
Uhm.
J SAUCE |
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| Long time, no update |
[Jul. 5th, 2005|05:07 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| |  blah | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Yung Wun feat. DMX- Tear it up | ] |
I have been busy lately, I guess, and half lazy to where I dont feel like updating this. Sunday was the parade. Of course, being the SUPER-DUPER band fag again I marched it. Oh yes I did. It wasnt bad at all, I didnt get tired or any of that shit. Next year I am making them do a little league float which of course I will be a part of because I rule, haha. So anyway I hope this is my last parade because Little League is way better than friggen band. And will always be. Of course as we march by my grandparents house everyones like SAUSAGE and shit and the whole tuba secution laughs there ass off.
Then after I went to Dave Fultz's party which was a'ight but then it was getting boring to I went to a bon fire at my Uncles house. Stayed there until probably 1 or 1:30.
Then Geoff and Grulich came over yesturday, and I rented the movie Seven. It was insane. A great movie. They left at like noon today, and Im about go do a AAA game which is gay because I wanna go watch the city championship.
Its my sisters birthday today, happy birthday (even though shes in the middle of no where at a camp by NYC.) Shes 20. 20! Thats old.
- J sauce
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| NBA Draft |
[Jun. 29th, 2005|01:29 am] |
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| |  cheerful | ] |
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| | Old School Soundtrack- Turn Around | ] |
The NBA Draft was tonight...and NO TURNER BATTLE.
BOOO!!!
Greatest player, idk....EVER. Whoever picks him up will be NBA Champs for the next 11 years. Idk why 11, I just feel it. Warrick went 19? to the Grizzle. But who cares...no Turner. Wow. Just wow.
The NBA next generation commercial came out today, I had to change my pants at least twice. Everything is so detailed, even the sweat looks real.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v330/jsausage/04cu.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v330/jsausage/05hud.jpg
Insane! That will be out around December.
I got up around idk 11ish, then Steve came up for the first time in awhile I guess. We watched Supersize Me because, well he wanted to. That movie just scares the shit out of me everytime I watch it. People who think that movie is funny are the same kind of idiots who support George Duyba Bush.
I umped 2 more playoff games tonight. These games were a lot better. The first game rocked. It was the #2 seed vrs the #7 seed. I dont remember team names. Pinstripes vrs Maroon. It was back and forth all game, but going into the bottom of the 6th, the 7 seed was up 8-6, with the 2 seeds up. First kid gets an infield single. Next kid hits a double scoring the kid from 1st. 8-7. Now there "best" hitter is up. Greg Unger. Ive seen him hit 2 home runs. He strikes out on 4 or 5 pitches. Next kid hits a line drive right back at the pitcher. 2 outs. Next kid grounds out to 1st, ending the game, and the #7 seeds pull off the 8-7 upset.
Then Bagel was feeling sick, so I did the next game at home. American Legion (#5? or #6) won 5-4.
I got to miss marching band, which was cool. Very cool.
- J sauce! |
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[Jun. 28th, 2005|01:10 pm] |
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| | happy | ] |
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| | Simon and Garfunkle- The Sounds of Silence | ] |
Today and yesterday it was like 95 degrees outside, so leaving my like 60 degree room has become somewhat of a task. I had to ump 2 games yesterday, and they were the worst kind. Blowouts to the max. Its the playoffs, so the first round the best teams and the worst teams play. The first game was 23-3, and the second was 13-5 I think. They took for god damn ever too, until like 8:30. Tonight I got 2 more, but they should be better, its like the 7 vrs the 2 and 5 vrs 4.
I dont have to go to marching band tonight which is good because its way too hot for that kind of activity.
I went to Bates' 2 nights ago and watched the FRIGGEN METS. WHO SUCK. Fucking Looper should kill himself. Him and Piazza need to jump off high buildings. Looper WALKS Tino, the guys like 50 and he sucks, THROW HIM A STRIKE. NOT THAT HARD. Then of course he blows the game, and the final hit, to maybe the worst player on the Yankees... Jason Giambi. And the sick part is, all the Mets players are like, "yeah we arent disappointed because hey won the series 2 games to 1." Which to me is just the biggest loser attitude you could EVER have. When you are beating the Yankees 4-1 in the 7th inning, and LOSE, you have nothing to be proud of. NOTHING.
NCAA FOOTBALL 2006 comes out in 2 weeks. WOO! Best. Game. Ever.
- J sauce |
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| Graduation Day |
[Jun. 25th, 2005|11:07 pm] |
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| | chipper | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Shinedown- 45 | ] |
Today I got up at 9:10 and was told I needed to be ready to leave in 10 minutes to play graduation. It was retarded, completely retarded.
Then I got home and watched The Hot Chick, then went to Dave Thompsons graduation party. I bought him a David Wright jersey/shirt thing for 25$ online. Then I hung out there from probably 2:30 to 8:30ish. I got a nice reminder of how much I dislike Nicole Files. Overall it wasnt bad. I played whiffle ball for a while with a bunch of kids, I struck out like 8 in a row at one point. All because my uncle showed me how to throw sliders that they cant hit. Because its coming at you so they move out of the way, then the ball breaks inside for a strike, while they run away. Its pretty. Just like me.
I got yelled at for not having cloths that fit me. Its true, everything is ungodly baggy on me now because of Operation 1 Chin. I need new cloths, but I wont get any until August.
Its been fun.
- J sauce! |
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| Yes...Im doing this AGAIN |
[Jun. 25th, 2005|01:10 am] |
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| |  enthralled | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Big and Rich- Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy | ] |
Alright whiteys, I am starting this again over the summer because most of the time life during school just sucks, and its boring. Summer at least there is some variety and shit.
Today.
Grulich and me yesterday walked around town and I bought The Hot Chick and Anger Management on DVD. I have purchased a TON of DVDs lately, and by lately I mean in the last month. I bought the Goonies, Mr Deeds, The Day After Tomorrow, the 3rd Harry Potter, Meet the Fockers and maybe the best of them all...OLD SCHOOL! Great...great movie. "One vagina for the rest of your life pal, way to think things through." "These carrots are not going to ejaculate themselves!"
I got my Scott Kazmir shirt/jersey in the mail and almost creamed myself. Its AWESOME.
We played a cheap version of a home run derby except it was like impossible to hit one out. He won 1-0, and I had one that was gonna go over but it hit a friggen tree. Well, maybe not OVER but close enough.
Then we watched Friday Night Lights and Anger Management. Friday Night Lights was decent but there were a lot of confusing things going on during the game. For example. The good guys have the ball at the 15 or something with 11 seconds left. They run a running play, gets them to the 1. The play had to at LEAST take 7 seconds, meaning 4 would be left in the game. Then they throw a flag. Clock stops. Holding. 10 yards. Then they run back to the line of scrimmage, they waste time, and then it shows the clock at 3 seconds running, he points and points, then it still says there is time. Way off. Wow that was a stupid explanation...
Uhm.
Today was really hot. I umped a game that took like 3 hours it seemed. We went out to eat, but here is the exciting part.
Under the Lights. The show I listen to religiously and am made fun of for. Well. Let me tell you. I won an autographed picture of a stripper named Bella who is from Canada. When this comes in the mail my parents arent going to like it all that much, but I dont care, haha. I dont know if she is going to be naked or not, but I hope not because that would be hard to explain to my parents. Its also a customized autograph so it will say something like "ohh jeff, I wish you were here" or some shit. Dave Thompson ALSO won one. The deal was. They had 3 contests, one for each hour of the show. A jeopardy type thing, were he would name an object and you would think of a question that would go with it. The funniest answer wins. Now stay with me, because I am going to try to explain this.
Hour 1: (Person) Chris in Alabama
Chris in Alabama is a guy who does a REALLY annoying Stayin' Hot ad (another MLB radio show) and trashes Mets fans in it and such, and we all hate him.
My answer: Who made love with Bob, Alex and Vanessa last night.
Finished in 2nd place.
Bob Alex and Vanessa are 2 kids (yes 2) from Chicago. They are obsessed with Cubs first basemen Derrek Lee (they claim to be 14, they sound 11) and they called in as Vanessa who they say is a 20 year old model, but is really Alex doing a voice over. They are HILARIOUS.
Winning entry: I dont remember all of it but it has to do with him giving his wife a John Smoltz (John Smoltz because he says he "might be wearing" his jersey while u listen to the commercial) to his wife/sister because he wasnt taught well in there schools.
Hour 2: (PLACE) Glenn the Squeezers bathroom
Glenn in Wisconsin aka the squeezer (age 14)- Called in to Under the Lights will taking a shit. You could hear him grunting and stuff, it was funny.
My Answer: Where is a place where your feces can turn completely red and have that be COMPLETELY normal.
Glenn sent an email into the show and the name read "Gleen Hines" like the ketchup company. So casey was calling him the ketchup maker and all this stuff, and he went along with it, and sent in a entry about his shit turning red or something. Then Casey brought this up to him and he said that his last name wasnt Hines and that he thought he meant ketchup as what color shit he...shat.
Finshed: 5th place.
Winning entry: (Daves) Where do they make the best brownies in America?
Hour 3 (THING): The invisible glass
The invisible glass is the "space" between Casey Stern (the host) and Robbie Radio (who handles all the tech.) He says most shows have an actual glass but his doesnt because he is poor or something, so he calls it the invisible glass.
My entry: The only thing more polished than Pete in Long Island's ball.
Finshed: 1st
Pete in Long Island is the friend of Joey in Oyster Bay who called in asking for a prom date and how to get one. He went up to a girl in the bowling ally he didnt know and asked "Would you mind polishing my ball for me" and after 5 minutes or so she agreed to go to prom with him.
SO yea. BELLA RULES.
Anyhow, I am off to bed, graduation day tomorrow.
Much love as always
J SAUCE! |
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| umpiring |
[May. 5th, 2005|09:10 pm] |
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| | busy | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Youngbuck feat. 50 Cent - I'm A Soldier | ] |
My first umpiring was tonight. Orginally I was suppose to work just bases for 4 or 5 games, and then switch to home plate when I wanted to. Well, there were 2 guys going tonight, me and then guy I was scheduled to umpire with. The problem is there are 2 games on 2 different fields, so I was forced to behind the plate, with parents doing the bases, which isnt really the best. I did okay, I blew maybe 3 calls all game, all which I counted didnt effect the outcome what so ever. The game went 7 innings, 1 extra, and the green team won by 2:p, like 8-6 or 7-5. 2 of my players from last year were on the team, and the assistant coach of my team. And the guy coaching 3rd was a helper last year for our team, hes the dad of one of the kids. So I knew people.
The Bill Scheft thing will come eventually, I have been getting lazy with this whole thing.
Uhmmmmmm.
J sauce. |
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| HOLY CRAP |
[May. 3rd, 2005|10:12 pm] |
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| |  calm | ] |
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| | Audioslave- I am a Highway | ] |
Yesturday was fun so Ill start there. Me, Grulich, Gentile and Muldoon and Sloth hitchhiked (sloth uninvited as usual:p) and we went eating and bowling and stuff. We went bowling, I was Furrburger and stuff. It was fun.
Then I went home and watched Supersized Me, and it scared the SHIT out of me. The dude almost died after 30 days of just eating Mcdonalds food all day.
WHAT THE HELL!
Their salads have sugar in them.
Idk what else.
PAZ |
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| I passed my umping exam!! |
[May. 1st, 2005|10:36 pm] |
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| | cheerful | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Foo Fighters- Big Me | ] |
Geoff stayed here all day and we did stuffy stuff or whatever. I had my big umpiring exam tonight which I may have griped about on this here journal. I studied and ton, and prayed to god Id get in. So I get there and we are just talking about nothing again, a lot of it is wicked confusing. So we take the test and I thought it was easy, so I figured I failed it. Really, because it shouldnt be.
After getting 2 of the first 3 wrong I was like, what the hell. I ended up getting a 76 on the whole thing, and I needed a 74 to pass. So I was pumped, my dad took the test in 3 minutes and got a 90, the other 3 kids got an 82, 76 and 74, and the 2 old guys got 78 and 62. I got 3 wicked easy questions wrong, and if I would have just properly read the question I would have got it correct, which would have put me up there with the peak of the class so I am confidant I know enough to not be made a fool of. I just know I will have to read where to stand and stuff like 20 times before Wednesday, my first game. For this year I just get to do bases, which is what I am after in life.
So I am happy about that. Part II of todays journal will be posted shorty, the promised best of Bill Scheft's "The Show"..which will come before this one anyway.
- J Sauce |
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| Dont Panic! (42) |
[Apr. 29th, 2005|11:42 pm] |
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| | happy | ] |
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| | Audioslave- Set it off | ] |
I went to see Hitchhikers Guide today, great if you read the book, probably not so much if you didnt. Marvin the Paranoid Android was the best part of the movie, I think. For those of you not aware he is an overly depressed Robot who is supposed to be like a person but they screwed up making him and hes really depressed. I didnt explain a lot of things that the book does, but I thought it was still good.
Nothing really good happened in school.
I do have a small rant that I have been saving up for lately. The deal with lifetime televison. Its televison for women, but all thats on there is women getting beaten, raped or otherwise abused in some random fashion. My mom was watching it, some women got beaten and then the guy set her house on fire. Yup. Those women love that. Its just television against men, and making women scared to ever get married to one. They turn at least 3 women each day into lesbians or the purpose of the channel is lost.
Grulichs here for the night.
And in all...
DONT PANIC! |
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| IDk |
[Apr. 28th, 2005|11:30 pm] |
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| |  bouncy | ] |
| [ | music |
| | CASEY STERN! | ] |
Tomorrows Friday. Fridays rule.
School hasnt been good, I have been constantly tired, but probably because I stay up to listen to Casey Stern everynight:p.
Bio is pretty fun still, though Mrs. Putman is leaving and we will have to be civil again. Damn. D-rays got swept, and there has been a major war or words between Curt Schilling and Lou Pinella, Curt saying that Lou Pa doesnt know how to manage anymore. What a stupid statement. Schilling is a filthy drunk, I hope he dies. Lou Pa says "I forgotten more baseball than Curt has ever learned" and hes right. Lou just doesnt care about the Devil Rays at all. But hes way smarter than the dumbass drunk that Schilling is.
http://www.jimseats.com/comics/jimmy/comic169.gif
Thats humorous.
Bill Schept has a book, I love him. I think tomorrow I am going to do a list of all his greatest quotes, hes a funny guy.
As Bill always says...
You've been great,
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| Out n' About |
[Apr. 25th, 2005|10:24 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| |  ehhh | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Violent Femmes- Add It Up | ] |
It was cool getting back to school actually, I had fun. Before school someone set off a stink bomb and it smelled like Nicole. The whole hallway was like, nobody would go near it. Just like Nicole. How weird is that?
Bio was really funny because I wrote Mallory a love poem and everyone thought it was hilarious because of the random stuff I put in there. She took my Jim Ross wrestling card, it was the funniest thing ever.
After school we went to the Chinese Buffet, me Grulich, Sloth and Gentile ate there. It was funny because we all didnt want to pay the extra money we needed to, and then we couldnt leave a tip, so I made sloth give her 2$ and he did and then they all got mad at me for it. Then we went to the Comic shop to buy sports cards again, because we are bored. Grulich handed me a Shawn Jefferson card and goes "here you go, whack away" and the lady behind the counter starting laughing pretty hard. I spent like 2$ there, Then we went to the bowling ally.
That was fun, as usual I had like 50 different names on there, first was the boring "J Sauce" then I went with "Caption Dry Heave" for awhile. Then it was "The Velvet Lion" all of course after the Justice guys! I want "Marcus Vick Middle School" but it wouldnt fit. Marcus is Mike Vick's brother and he was caught having sex with a 13 year old middle school aged girl (he was 19 and in college) so he got suspended from football for a year. I finished up as "Cleveland Steamer" and some other random ones.
I got little league practice tomorrow, I cant wait!! Just kidding! Its been awhile though, so I dont mind. Casey Stern is on, I better listen:p.
Im going to bed kinda early, since I am way tired. Tomorrow more fun and games on...
J Sauce, and the adventures of the live journal. |
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| NFL DRAFT!!! |
[Apr. 24th, 2005|11:47 pm] |
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| |  hyper | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Saliva- Razor's Edge | ] |
I went to Bates', like planned, and we watched from 12 PM to 10:59 PM and we missed like 4 or 5 picks because of dinner and stuff. Then I watched 11 AM- 6:01 PM today. And missed some when I came home. So total I would say I watched 17 hours of draft coverage over 2 days. It was great. The Falcons took Roddy White, hes gay.
The news of the day though is the new Madden NFL football Next Generation commercial they debuted. I had to change my pants after I saw it, I just looks really amazing. Heres 2 screen shots, and theres a video on www.easports.com but thats for a limited time I believe.
SICK. That will be like 07'ish, I count the days.
I went to my first umpiring meeting today, it was 2 hours, and it went by pretty fast until the last 20 minutes. Since I missed the first meeting, I gotta catch up, so I have to read the rule book. Its gonna piss me off, but if I fail the test next week, I dont get to umpire, which means I wont make any money over the summer and I dont want that. The guy wants me to do Juniors because I am old enough, which is crazy, 13-15 is Juniors, Im 16. Explain how thats okay, I dont know, but I dont want to do Juniors yet because I have never umpired a game that matters, just AAA.
Back to school tomorrow, its okay though, more school means less days till summers.
Till next time,
J Sauce |
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| Tomorrows the draft |
[Apr. 22nd, 2005|11:49 pm] |
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| | calm | ] |
| [ | music |
| | MLB Radio | ] |
I had an interesting day today, Grulich came over and we traded cards and shit, I got like 35 new falcons cards, I now have 462 I believe, different falcons cards, and probably 80 more that are locked up in sets. I even had a gary anderson Grulich didnt (which is mad because he has a shitload of them, at least 100) and I wouldnt trade it because it was part of the set.
We went out to eat at the Chinese place, and we are going there on Monday after school.
Tonight I was bored so I turned into Under the Lights on MLB Radio with Casey Stern. Hes the dude that was on Dream Job who had the line "hes got a serious case of the runs." Hes a pretty funny guy. But anyway he was saying that Brian Roberts is the biggest surprise in the majors, and that he should be MVP thus far. Hes hitting .375 with 6 home runs and 17 RBIs, but I sent him an email saying he was wrong. So he read it on air, and said I was wrong. But im right. I knew Roberts would be good, Fonzie blows ass, and the fact hes hitting .418 with 2 home runs and 10 RBIs. Id go with him. THANK YOU. Casey Stern blows:p.
Tomorrow is the greatest day of all time.
THE NFL DRAFT!! WOO!! Im wicked happy, they say this year could be the longest first round of all time. YES! I will be disappointed if its under 6 hour. Yes, 32 teams picking 1 player each, it will take 6 hours. Me and Bates are the only people in the world that watch the whole draft, from noon to 11ish, this year it will be around midnight I think. I love it though, I cant wait.
Idk whats left. Wont write tomorrow, sunday will be the draft review.
Till next time
J sauce |
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| Mall, got my Dewon card |
[Apr. 21st, 2005|11:24 pm] |
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| |  crazy | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Vertical Horizon - The Best I've Ever Had | ] |
So I went to the mall today with Grulich, Bates and Sloth. We went up there mostly to buy sports cards, which is how it went. I collect only rookies and Falcons cards, Bates collects rookies and 49ers, Sloth collects basketball and Grulich collects kickers and apparently wrestling cards. We went to the J&B Hobby Shop, it was so much worse than it was the last time I was there like 2 years ago. We each got a bunch of random card box things there.
Then we went to Great Northern, and went to the happy times place there, and I saw the card of my dreams. A Dewon Brazelton (he is currently the number 1 starter for the Devil Rays, aka my favorite team) with part of a game worn jersey and glove on the card. Since im lazy and my camera is out of batteries, heres a picture of the card, minus the jersey and glove:
 Fancy eh? Here is some other cards I got, but just because im bored.
 
Yay.
Now for the cheapskate sermin.
http://netbux.org/?r=24870
That is a site where you can sign up and get 2 cents for every search you do off there website. It isnt even a scam, but since you can only make 80 cents a day, and they dont pay you anything until you reach 50$, its hard to do alone. But if you have people who referr to you, you get also get 2 cents for every person you referr. So if you are bored, click that, and help me out some. You will have to make a paypal account (its free: www.paypal.com) and when you search, the 2 numbers below the box, copy into the box next to it, its rather confusing.
I gotta get my haircut, I dont want to. but as for tonight, im done. Ill see all you gangsters later.
J sauce |
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| Nintendo DS!! |
[Apr. 20th, 2005|01:51 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| | cheerful | ] |
| [ | music |
| | The Distillers - Beat Your Heart Out | ] |
Kids left yesturday, not a moment too soon.
Grulich game over for almost 2 days, and today we bought a Nintendo DS because I guess I did good on my report card. Its pretty sweet though, Mario 64 plus that was 180$ which I gotta work off now. The game is good, there are 30 more stars than in the first game, and now there is really queer mini games, which I love. There is a Yoshi won were he picks a flower for she loves me, she loves me not... I got she loves me, so IM GONNA GET LAID!! WOO HOO! I have no idea who "she" is though. Damn. I am "seeing" Mallory Kelly though, so maybe thats it, haha.
Till tomorrow...
J sauce. |
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| Bates's and stuff |
[Apr. 17th, 2005|11:17 pm] |
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| | blah | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Iron Maiden - The Number Of The Beast | ] |
I went to Bates last night, and played Mario 64 on his DS for a long time. I want a DS now, its nice. My mom says if I cut my hair off that she will buy me one, so I think I am going to. Mario 64 is the greatest game ever made...everrrr. I was raised on it:p. We also beat pokemon snap in 2 hours, and played pokemon stadium for a time. Those are some good games, I was raised on them bitches:p.
Then from there we went to my Uncle Mikes house for his sons birthday. We played wiffle ball against 3 kids, and the rules were... The kids got 4 outs, we got 2. We could only hit doubles or home runs, I went 2/4, including a home run. We lost 7-6:p. It was pretty fun though. Wiffle ball is the greatest sport ever, its better than baseball. I can throw a curveball too:p. There should be a professional wiffle ball league I think, because its just the right thing to do.
Came home, wished these kids would leave, and found out they will leave earlier tomorrow, rather than later. Yay.
Im done.
Cya tomorrow.
J sauce
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| Stupid Kids |
[Apr. 15th, 2005|11:56 pm] |
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| |  tired | ] |
| [ | music |
| | The Mighty Mighty Bosstones- The Impression that I get | ] |
First off, a big "HELL YES" for the arrival of spring break. It couldnt have came at a better time, well maybe like a day or 2 sooner. School today was pretty pointless, math being the only class 'work' was done it. In spanish it was funny because she had nothing planned, so we ordered pizza (and ate it in literally under 2 minutes) it was insane. 5 medium pizzas from dominoes for 20+ kids, gone just like that. I was bored so I brought my headphones and she goes "are you listening to an illegal CD player" (which they arent allowed in school) and im like "I guess I am" and she goes "oh, I cant stop you obviously so carry on" in a sarcastic way. Mr Murphy walked by, sees people throwing things at one another, the room in chaos, and doesnt care. At the end of the year I think we should get Defo something, just for the hell of it.
Had little league practice yesterday, everything went fine for the most part. Got home and... god. My aunts 3 kids: Jared (7) Kyle (6) and Leah (4) were getting here. Little did I know, this would start my weekend from hell. Jared and Kyle never leave me alone, follow me around to beg to play video games and such, and I cant be alone for more than 3 seconds. Leah is funny, the other 2 are just re-donk-ulous. Such kids make me think I never want to produce offspring myself, just so I dont have to deal with it. They also made me eat at Ponderosa, I hate that place. But again, 11 days off from school, nothing really sucks that much I dont think.
I got a 90 in english this quarter, and just to prove my point of Mr bandla being retarded, you might remember he gave me 50s the first 2 quarters (i think) and he know says that my overall grade is a 72. Which makes...NO sense if 50 + 50 + 90= 190. Divided by 3 = 63.3. Not 72. Not even close. Whatever, Im not complaining. Hes just dumb, but hes a cool guy. We watched a thing on the life of R2-D2, explaining his life and such. It was a joke, but it was kinda funny. It talked about him doing drugs and being a pimp, and getting a girl pregnant and shit. Life changing.
I am so glad Im not going away this week, my Uncle Tim wanted me to go south with him (non sexual) in his truck for 4 or 5 days, starting Tuesday but I was like ....yeeaa ill pass. It was fun last time, especially because we drove from Oswego to Nashville, Tennessee without me getting out (I played PS2 the whole time) and I got out and it was 94. The last outside temperature I felt was ... like 40 at the time. The annoying parts is when he randomly takes 3-4 hour naps on the side of the road and for the most part you just get to sit there and do nothing. Theres only one bed, and its made for one person to sleep in comfortably, so I think you see the problem already unfolding. Last time we went we saw the Rookie in someplace in Virgina. Which is great, because its about the Devil Rays, and who wouldnt want to watch a movie about the greatest team known to man.
So cheers to hoping I live through these kids.
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[Apr. 13th, 2005|11:18 pm] |
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Yesterday was our first AAA practice of the new year. We have a much better team than last year, but I believe everyone else does too. Its gonna be a much better season than last year, and plus I am umpiring little league games for some money. I just dont want to work behind homeplate, because people will bitch at calls no matter what and make you seem like an idiot.
When I got home I played maybe 20 minutes of just shoot around basketball. I came in, sat down, and was playing some MVP Baseball when my calf muscle in my left leg just went physco. I started yelling for help and when my dad got up here he says he thought I had a baseball stuck inside my leg. We arent really sure if it was just a cramp or a tear, but it hurt worse than anything I have felt in my recent past. That was about at 8. At 5 oclock today, I just regained the ability to walk on my own. I still suck at it, but I am going to school tomorrow anyway, because obviously I didnt go today. Today was also the big "go out and eat" thing and I didnt go, and I guess it wasnt the same without me, like im all that special:p.
He said when I was screaming, my mother ran in the other direction, instead of trying to help at all. Thats always the kind of support I am looking for:p.
I was looking though my emails, and I got this chain letter, and I thought I would share it with you.
HOT DICK PUSSY HOT RECTUM SEX 18+ XXX VIDEOS
What part of that makes you want to click on that for more information. Okay. Rectum? Thats pretty sick. Heres another:
WORRIED ABOUT YOUR SIZE? MAKE YOUR COCK UP TO 2 INCHES LONGER!! CLICK HERE!
I thought it was from some random porn site. No. It was from my mom:-/.
Alright that one was a joke.
So I think im done for the night, wish me luck tomorrow.
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